Serial Murderrances (conversations with myself PT1)
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And of course, Ramadan Kareem to my muslim brothers and sisters!!!!.
So
I heard we've got a new Vice Chancellor now. Hmmmmmm.. 'Oshey'! And we
got 150 views in our last post(introduction). :O *eyes popping like
segun arinze's on a normal day* woooow!!! *faints* Thank u all. :D.. We
won't "fall your hand"!
On to today's post.... *grabs mic*
This is the first episode of the series (Serial Muderrances) by Gbenga
'Adonis' Ogundoye.. This episode is titled "Conversations with myself
PT1"
ENJOY:
I pushed the door open and stepped
into my room feeling the chill of the bare floor on my feet. I
instinctively reached for the switch, drawing my hand back as I realized
there is no power, as usual. This is Nigeria, 2012. The lantern was in a
corner. I groped through the darkness for it. The match sat beside it.
It took two strikes for the tip of the match-stick to catch fire. The
light in the lantern transformed from a weak bluish glow into strong red
light and my room came into view.
A small room with a bare floor
and no chairs, containing nothing interesting except for the incredibly
small foam lying down on the cold floor. That is my bed. On the bed was a
clutter of textbooks: Sagay's law of contract, Malemi's constitutional
law in Nigeria, Asein's legal system in Nigeria all of which are
voluminous numbering no less than 500 pages.
I stood with arms
akimbo and regard the textbooks with an amused expression while voices
talk in my head. The mocking voice said "you know you are really
deceiving yourself thinking u have to get your head into these kinds of
textbooks for five years before you can make it". The other voice said
"can u tell me of a faster, easier way?". "Well", the mocking voice
said, "I don't know, but consider Justin bieber, he is only eighteen
and he is worth 105 million dollars while u grovel here with nothing,
and your age will tomorrow be......" "Another word from you and I will
have you killed" said the second voice menacingly. "Kill me? You too dey
watch film" laughed the mocking voice. Anyways, I go talk even if you
no go hear. Look, find some solutions to your problems before your time
runs out. Kids less than your age are controlling millions of dollars
while you are still controlling units of naira, at your age! The second
voice wasted no time in replying,"need I remind you that we are in
Nigeria? How many kids my age have lots of money in Naija?" "Well I know
two for certain", answered the mocking voice,"Wizkid and Davido". The
second voice took a little time before speaking, "so do you want me to
become like Wizkid? And not a respected lawyer? See, people like Wizkid
do not have prestige in the higher society"... "But they have money"
interjected the mocking voice. "Lawyers have prestige and they
have......." the second voice began to say. "Please don't say lawyers
have money" interrupted the mocking voice, "because last time I checked,
there are thousands of charge and bail lawyers out there, praying in
their hole-in-the-wall offices for briefs that are not forthcoming.
Hardly making enough money to justify the huge amounts spent on their
legal education. That Justin Bieber kid can buy them ten times over",
the mocking voice was rising with each word. "So do u suggest I start
singing? "Yes". "But I don't have talent for singing". "Most of the
dunces in the Nigeria music scene do not have talent either and they are
making cool dough" .........................
Hmmmmm,
folks,nice in it? But I'm sorry we can't go further than this,this week!
So should tune in next week to the same blog, same time. *winks*
............
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for the slaps in advance..:D.. Till then,peace out!.......
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Wetyn ma go do...9ja...*sighs* ...nice blog tho
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