Law jokes..

Hay, check out these law jokes…. I Can’t stop laughing.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

A: The pronunciation.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

A: His lips are moving.

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?

A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

A: Professional courtesy.

Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A: From chasing parked ambulances.

Q: How does an attorney sleep?

A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?

A: Only three. The rest are true stories.

Compiled by @dhamey_splendor