Saturday, 17 November 2012

FASHION : Ankara Night!

                 Hey gentlemen and gentlemen in skirts (as there are no ladies at the bar), welcome to a new and refreshing session, which promises to be fun and eventful for us all, as the first official social event of the faculty is taking place soon... 
Uhm... I'm reading somebody's mind now and I'm pretty sure I heard it yelling... ANKARA NIIIIIGHT!!!...
 And guess what honey? You are damn right... 
The 2012/2013 cultural&ankara night is scheduled to hold on the 30th November,2012.
 Although this has been one with subsequent conventional methodology and concept, this year's cultural night promises to be a lock down. As in tight... And one to remember, and this isn't just hyping oh... 
My fellow LSSites, its the real deal, and its gonna be mad funnn!!!
 They say law students are all about book book book, but WE know that ain't true... Its all yimz (yimu).
                Well, well well, the reason for the capital 'WE' is to emphasize the fact that we're all in this together. Not I, not u, not Jatalah or Shehu but 'WE' LSSites all have to work together to make this a huge success as I presume we all wish! 
And this can happen by subscribing to the whole plan by purchasing your own ankara from the LSS secretariat, at the rate of #1000 only (which comes with the ticket), and proceeding to your tailor's place.... Which brings us to the prima facie of the whole talk... 
You better dress to kill oh... Or be ready to get SHOT... Yes SHOT by the inescapable cameras of the LSS fashion police team which will in full force be present there!!!
 Make sure u don't get busted cuz if u do *lips sealed*, lemme rest my case... 
              The blog will shortly be displaying.some designs for you ladies and some fashion ideas... Courtesy 'House of splendour'....
 So we gonna keep you posted!!! Make sure you stay glued to the blog (our very own)! And once again I also implore  both Fresh and returning students to be a part of this experience, cuz we don't wanna 'fall our hands na'...Uhmm.. I should  share some designs of dresses with you, but I'll advice that you don't forget to come with your dancing shoes... If u don't wanna be dulling!!! So lemme leave u guys for now oh... See ya in camera... Toodles ;)

LSS ANKARA NIGHT!!! ANTICIPATE!!! ( Read and Win free tickets and ankara)

*Enters blog with goody bag* :D
      Yes, yes ya’ll! It’s Yemi again.. *sips Maltina*… It’s been ages  mahn! I mean it’s been like over a month and that. I really don’t know how to start apologising but I must say that I’m so sorry for the long ‘break in transmission’. School work has been so hectic and so we haven’t been able to post a lot on the blog lately. However, we back now to serve you all better..
And what is this I’m hearing about some LSSites not knowing about this blog? Hian? Are you a learner? (razz boy sweg x_x)! *sighs*
Anyways, that’s not the issue at hand. The ‘trending topic’ in and out of the faculty now is the Law Student Society’s (unilorin) Cultural&Ankara Night. There has been so much anticipation and trust me it’s gonna be the best of its kind in the school. 
Check this out.. 
It’s gonna feature the guest appearances of some major icons from Nollywood. 
I’m talking about the likes of Kunle Afolayan, Funsho Adeolu, Ibraheem Chatta, Jide Kosoko, Hafiz Oyetoro, Muyiwa Ademola , and of course Yeye Toyin Adegbola (Asewo toh re Mecca).
This year’s cultural night actually is in Honor of the one and only Kunle Afolayan (Figurine). 
And with Jide Kosoko as the father of the day, you know its mos def gonna be on point. 
Hafiz Oyetoro (inspector saka) as the guest speaker, you know we all gonna be rolling on the floor laughing out loud.
To be a part of this, all you gotta do is buy your Ankara (3yards), which goes for just 1000 Naira, (this comes with the ticket which is worth 500Naira). 
You could also go for the ticket only which would cost you just 500 Naira but when the day comes and you feel all left out because you are the only one not ‘rocking’ the fresh Lss Ankara, don’t say I didn't tell yah o.
        However, for folks who don’t love to spend (start catching your sub) and you are lucky to open this link, I congratulate you because ‘KnytSparxx’ have decided to throw in some free tickets. Actually, they have this to say; “
               “1st 10 people to buy tickets will get a 50% discount”
·         Download KnytSparxx's music and stand a chance to be one of the 5 people to get Ankara and a Ticket   free.
Requirements for the free Ankara and tickets:
·         To redeem the prize, the person must have both songs on his or her phone, "Never let u go" and "Got it Good"
·          The person will pick his or her favorite out of both songs and sing the chorus to the song”…..
And here are the links to the song: 
“Never let u go”

 *”Got it Good”[/url] “

WOW!!! Can you imagine? That’s all you gotta do to be a part of this great show for free..
oya start downloading na na !! hehe!.
And yes of course, our sponsors such as MTN Nigeria, JokeyMoore, House of Tara, NBC,and several others have agreed to throw in all sorts of freebies and you even stand the chance of winning massive prizes and gifts courtesy MTN Nigeria. All you gotta do is get your ticket and be present. It is as simple as that. 
The venue is the Performing Arts Theatre of in the University of Ilorin.
Artists performing there are; KnytSparxx, Monalisa (Monalee,) and several others (lips sealed till that day)…
We also have the undisputed performing arts students of unilorin showcasing what they've got for the world to see.
          See, if I don’t stop now I don’t think I’ll ever stop cos there are just too many things going down on the 30th of November 2012 in the unilorin PFA theatre.

For enquiries and bookings, you can get in touch with the following people; 
*Shehu Popson : 08032477496,,, BBM: 237EDB30
*Yemi(Me) : 08108678863,,,BBM : 30C385D9
*ELA Unilorin FM (LSS PRO) : BBM: 271f95d0
* Halima : BBM :22FC87D6..
          And of course, if you are present at the event, you will have the opportunity of seeing me dance live under the stage.*hehehehehe* *dodges several slaps*.. If you like, call that ‘Self wash’. *tongue out*…
And lest i forget, that of course is the beautiful Ankara that has been picked for the event.
I have to go now mehnOmo boy get ‘Conflict Of law’ assignment to do.. :D..
I must confess its was really nice doing this after a long time! :D
Cash you all lerra! Pizz out!

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Word To The Freshers.

           The fresher in his first months in the university is more comfortable than a stalite. Though he might not yet know his way around the school and his dressing might be a little odd his steps a little unsure, his gestures a little nervous. He still enjoys life more than a stalite does. At least in the first few months. You know why?

          One, his grade points is comfortably sitting at zero point. No failure, no passes, no worries.

         Two, he has the privilege of being treated and courted like a newly wedded bride. Or a newly wooed girlfriend.

If he is a Christian, CLASFON would want him to be a member. If he is a Muslim NAMLAS would be all over him. And if he is neither, the secularists would get to him as long as the Tods are on his feet, his G-Shock and ray bans are real and his white is whiter than most.

Do I need to mention that those seeking political office in the next semester would start forming familiarity or that the chambers would be scouting for members each touting their chamber as the best.

But the fresher need not worry about all these ‘sincere’ welcoming treatments because in the end all will play to his advantage or rather to the advantage of his belly. You see, these guys will organise freshers picnic, fresher’s orientation programs, fresher’s welcoming parties and all of these fresher’s whatnots and the surest thing in all of these programs is the presence of item seven. As in, the item seven.  At this point, one might point out the laughable packaging or is it ‘palckaging’ of freshers. During these programs, when the item seven have been served, some guys go start to dey form like ‘I don’t want to look hungry’, ‘I don’t want to eat first’. So then go start dey look right, look left. Looking for anybody who has managed to start. But since everybody is watching everybody else, no one would start eating. Meanwhile, the program continues. Stomachs starts rumbling and concentration is lost. As soon as a guy (never a girl; girls are more palckaged) summons the courage to break the ice and sink his teeth into the inviting item, the whole lot would follow suit. An advice for the freshers; if you find yourself in one of these programs, please do not hesitate to attack the items as soon as they are placed in front of you find you. You see, the organisers of the programs want you to come and that is why they promised item seven because, seriously most people wont bother to come without that promise. And since you’ve blessed them with your presence, so you have the right to eat like a licensed plague.

         Three, the fresher has an idealistic view of school. Because he has not sustained any scars, emotional, physical or academic he thinks the university would be paradise, especially when you are in one of the best universities in Nigeria. And why wouldn’t he think so?  After all he is hard working and his I.Q is off charts. In fact, he would give Einstein a run for his money, and the issue of falling grades does not just come up in his mind. His social skills are superb. He can make friends within minutes and have ladies eating from his palm in no time. In short, he is James Bond.

But hello fresher, ever heard of little something called social stratification? Now what is class stratification?

According to the faculty of law invincible dictionary 2012 edition, class stratification simply a situation where some guys decide to form a group because of the things they have and prevent others from joining the group because of the things they don’t have. Put simply, it means if you are still wearing Toms instead of Tods, you do not belong to the elite group. Put more simply, it means if your blackberry is not Bold5/6 or you do not own an Iphone4/5, you do not belong to the group. If you are a still using Nokia, then don’t even think about it. Put very simply, it means if you are not swaggisly Burna Boy who likes to fall off the stage, sorry, party, then you do not belong to the group. Forget about academic prowess, it wont get you inside this group and group and it wont get the girl. Your academics cant save you, life starts where your grade point ends.

        After having said all of these however, kudos must be given to our fresher ladies. They’ve packaged themselves so well that one of my guys came to me one day and said “chai,  these fresh babes would be the death of me o”, to which I replied “you know what, I will be glad to come to your funeral”.

Saturday, 3 November 2012

Law student society (unilorin) cordially invites you to her annual public lecture ...

THEME: Law As A Springboard For National Peace And Security.....
GUEST SPEAKER: Mr Wemimo ogunde SAN
DATE: 7th November 2012
VENUE : Engineering lecture theatre, unilorin.

Its another opportunity for a knowledge imparting proram.....
You definitely don't want to miss it!!!