Hay, check out these law jokes…. I Can’t stop laughing.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?A: The pronunciation.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?A: His lips are moving.
Q: Why did God invent lawyers?A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A: From chasing parked ambulances.
Q: How does an attorney sleep?A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?A: Only three. The rest are true stories.
Compiled by @dhamey_splendor